February 5, 2012

Mystery UFO

mystery UFOAmaze your family and friends with the Mystery UFO!

The Mystery UFO will hover in between your two hands, and all by using the power of the mind! Well not quite, it’s achieved by ultra thin strand of Kevlar with some ultra sticky putty stuck on each end.

With some sleight of hand, and the ultra thin string positioned correctly you’ll have the whole family fooled by the spinning Mystery UFO.

From I Want One Of Those at £9.99

Left Handed Underpants

left-handed undiesFor the leftie men who have everything …apart from left-handed underpants!

Yep, here’s a gift to give your left-handed husband, boyfriend, brother the latest in mens undergarments …undies for left-handed men!

Although you might not realise it, right-handed men have had an advantage when it comes to pants because the angle of the opening is designed for them. For left handed men, the 75 year old design of undies has meant a bit more jiggery-pokery to erm, let the er, lion of the den :)

These new HOM H1 Maxi Trunk underpants (available online at Debenhams) have a slit across the top of the undies, allowing easy access and saving all left-handed men the awkward manoeuvres they currently undertake. Right-handers can use them too of course. A spokesman says:

… left-handed men have to reach much further into their pants, performing a Z-shaped manoeuvre through two 180 degree angles before achieving the result that right handed men perform with ease.

Previously, boxer shorts, with an adaptable, ambidextrous opening in the middle, have been the underpants of choice for left-handed men. However, this has deprived them of the firmer support offered by trunks which are the garment of choice for active, sporty men.

Allegedly left-handers will find these new undies about 3 seconds faster. So, a bloke who goes to the toilet six times a day for 75 years will gain an extra 5.7 days in free time !

USB Humping Dog

USB humping dogAn out-and-out novelty gift for your pleasure. This useless gadget is a USB humping dog …stick it in a spare USB port and the dog continuously humps. And that’s it :)

Reviewers of the product do seem to have a laugh with him though and he’s only a couple of quid making him ideal for the office secret santa.

Available as a Beagle or a Dalmation …so at least there’s a choice. Works on both PC and Mac.

Slankets

slanketsSlankets are amazingly popular and with colder weather on the way they’ll be even more popular this winter!

If you’ve not heard of them before they’re super comfortable and cosy fleece blankets with large, loose sleeves (hence the name slanket!) and you can move around in them without getting cold ! Reaching out for the remote, coffee or just one  more chocolate will never let that lovely warmth escape again.

kids slanketProving to be a smash hit with teenagers, students, daytime TV addicts and with anyone who likes getting all snuggily on the couch :)

As slankets are pretty roomy they make a kids version that’s also great for the more petite figure. Available in a range of colours for both sexes …the pink slanket is proving to be a big hit with little princesses everywhere! They also now make a travel slanket for people who like to get cosy in a car or whatever …but not recommended for drivers of course.

Available to buy from leading gift stores like:

Jedi Dressing Gown

jedi dressing gownWhat is brown and furry and will wrap itself snugly around you? No, not Chewbacca the Wookiee warrior! It’s this fantastic Jedi Dressing Gown of course!

The time has come to banish your old worn out smelly bathrobe to a distant galaxy and slip on this gallant gown instead. Jedi Grand Master Yoda would certainly approve of this mighty Star Wars dressing gown.  Simply don this awesome Jedi bath robe and you will be ready to fight for freedom and justice in your own home.

And once you have released the TV remote from the clutches of your channel changing nemesis, you can store it safely in either of your robes two front pockets! Whether you hail from the Galactic Empire, mother earth or if you’re simply from another planet all together, this terrific Jedi robe will go down a storm with everyone. It’ll ensure all your troopers surrender and obey your every command!

This superb Stars Wars bath robe is quite large, so it will fit men’s sizes medium to extra large and it’s long too; a whopping 144cm to be precise. This means that not only will you look like Obi-Wan Kenobi’s star trainee, but it will also keep you all nice and cosy and snug as a bug in a Jedi rug! Made of 100% cotton velour and is machine washable on a cool wash.

How To Wrap A Gift

gift wrapI’m absolutely hopeless at wrapping gifts! Flat, square things like books and DVDs I can sort of manage, but anything other than that and I’m in big trouble. You do not want to see me wrap a bottle of wine or a mug …the end result isn’t pretty.

Of course you can buy gift bags, boxes and ribbons from the likes of Marks and Spencers – they can look great but then they add to the cost of your gift.

The how-to video site VideoJug has several videos relating to gift wrapping bottles, candles and generally awkward things. So if you any tips then you might want to take a look at those. Alternatively, ehow have some instructions on how to use wrapping paper neatly. Tape company 3M have also got some Christmas and gift wrapping tips.

My own tips include:

  • don’t use cheap wrapping paper – it’s tears easily on sharp corners
  • too much paper is just as much a problem as not enough
  • have strips of cut-to-length tape ready
  • use a clear work surface, clean it first then wipe dry before you start

How about you …what are your tips for smart gift wrapping?

Go Go Hamsters

go-go-hamstersMy own kids have been mad on these plastic characters called Go Go Crazybones …everyone has been collecting them at school. Can’t say I see the attraction myself, but apparently they’re really, really good dad!

Anyway the latest product in the range are some furry friends called Go Go Hamsters!

Go Go Hamsters are artificially intelligent. battery powered, toy hamsters that talk and move around their habitat. They whizz around, squeak like a hamster, spin on the spot and generally raise a few giggles amongst their audience.

There are four hamsters to collect:

  • Mr Squiggles
  • Chunk
  • Num Nums
  • Pipsqueak

and you can set them free in their very own play centres, wheels and even cars and skateboards!

Go Go Hamsters are priced at about £10 and are very quick sellers so some shops tend to go out of stock. Character Online normally have them in stock. I’ll publish updates of who does stock them – so make sure you subscribe to the newsletter so you don’t miss out.

Climbatron Robot

climbatronI spotted this great little Climbatron robot toy in the Science Museum shop. This cheap (only £8) little robotic toy defies gravity to walk up glass or other smooth surfaces, using its powerful suction feet. Get two and race them against each other on the patio window!

Requires two AAA batteries.

Marmite Money Box

marmite moneyboxThis oversized Marmite piggy bank should appeal to fans of the spread. It’s a love or hate thing with Marmite and personally I can’t stand the stuff whatsoever, so I don’t think I’d be saving my pennies for a new jar of it!

This giant money jar holds around £200 in 5p pieces ….think of how many jars of Marmite you could buy with 200 quid!

A great novelty gift for kiddies, students, anyone really with a strange taste in spreads for toast!

Fake Tattoo Sleeves

fake tattoo sleevesThese fake tattoo sleeves would make a great secret santa gift or would be an eye-opening practical joke!

Just wear a short sleeved t-shirt, slip on your fake tattoo arms and go and say hello to someone. My mum would have a fit if she saw me with tattoos like that!

Available to buy in a choice of colours (washable too) and only £5.95 with free p&p from PrezziesPlus